daddy oh

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1
when your dad literally screws you like a dog in heat
Dad just came in my room and said, 'Time for some daddy oh,' and I was like, 'I have homework!'
My little brother screamed 'daddy oh' so loud the neighbors called the cops.
I woke up to my dad whispering 'daddy oh' in my ear and I had to go to school with a hard-on.
2
Dad tries to be cool but you're too much and he breaks out the belt and the big one
'Daddy oh!' I yelled as he whacked me with the belt and I got a hard-on from the pain.
Dad said, 'No more candy,' and I cried, 'Daddy oh!' and he just laughed.
I had to do 50 push-ups and screamed 'daddy oh' so loud I think I broke my voice.
3
you scream 'fuck me daddy' because you're getting absolutely wrecked
I was screaming 'fuck me daddy' while my dad was getting me off like it was a job.
'Fuck me daddy!' I shouted as he hit my spot and I came like a rocket.
I was so turned on I said 'fuck me daddy' in the middle of math class.
4
when your dad sticks his meat up your butt and ties your nuts together with a stapler
Dad just stuck his meat up my butt and I screamed 'what the hell is this?'.
I had to wear a stapler around my nuts and I cried 'daddy oh' for an hour.
Dad stapled my nuts together and said, 'This is for missing dinner.'
5
what a girl yells when she's getting pounded like a drum
She yelled 'oh daddy' so loud the whole neighborhood heard her.
I was pounding her like a drum and she screamed 'oh daddy' and I came in her pants.
He was hitting her like a drum and she was screaming 'oh daddy' like it was a concert.
6
when something shocks you so much you yell 'oh daddy' and it might be because of sex
I saw my mom and dad doing it and I yelled 'oh daddy' and got sent to my room.
My teacher said, 'I’m going to give you a pop quiz,' and I screamed 'oh daddy' in panic.
My dog ran into my dad’s pants and I yelled 'oh daddy' and it was the best day ever.
7
what a girl says when she's getting her snatch destroyed by a huge meaty pole
She said 'oh daddy' when he hit her snatch like a freight train.
I was destroying her snatch with my meaty pole and she was screaming 'oh daddy' like it was a song.
He came in with his meaty pole and she was like, 'Oh daddy, I’m ready.'
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