daddy o of the patio

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A guy who thinks he's the king of the patio, knows everything about grilling, mixing drinks, and sitting there like he owns the place.

I tried to grill a hot dog and he laughed so hard he spilled his beer.

He told me the secret to a perfect cocktail is 'a little bit of everything and a lot of attitude.'

He sits on the patio like he's waiting for a crown to drop on his head.

The guy who acts like he invented the patio, grilling, and all the drinks you’ve ever had.

He told me I was 'just a guest' when I brought the snacks.

He mixed my drink and called it 'a masterpiece, but not perfect.'

He said the patio was 'his kingdom and I was just a peasant.'

A man who knows more about the patio than your mom knows about your grades, and he’s not afraid to tell you.

He called my burger 'a disgrace' and made me eat it in front of everyone.

He said my cocktail was 'so weak it’s a insult to alcohol.'

He told me I needed to 'chill out more' while I was already on the patio.