daddy muncher

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A daddy muncher is a woman who gets so turned on by her dad’s blowjobs that she chews his meat so hard it shoots cum everywhere like a fire hose, and the dad ends up in the hospital with a broken penis and a heart full of shame.
My mom went full daddy muncher and broke my dad’s toe with her mouth. He’s still limping and she’s still licking his wounds.
At the family reunion, Aunt Linda turned into a daddy muncher and chewed Uncle Bob’s cock so hard, the cum flew into the cake. It was a mess, but it was worth it.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a daddy muncher. Last night, she bit her dad so hard, he had to go to the ER and now he’s afraid of blowjobs.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A daddy muncher is a girl who loves blowjobs so much she’ll chew her dad’s cock like a bag of chips and not even care if it breaks him in half.
My dad got chewed up by my sister like a bag of pretzels. She didn’t stop until he was crying and bleeding.
At the party, my neighbor’s daughter turned into a daddy muncher and bit her dad so hard, he had to wear a shirt for a week.
My brother’s girlfriend is a total daddy muncher. She bit his dad so hard, he couldn’t walk for a month and still thinks it was worth it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A daddy muncher is a woman who sucks so much cock, she turns her dad into a chew toy and doesn’t stop until she’s got cum all over her face and her dad is crying like a baby.
My dad turned into a chew toy because my mom is a daddy muncher. He came home with a broken nose and a smile on his face.
At the grocery store, my aunt was a daddy muncher and bit her dad so hard, the checkout guy had to call 911.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a daddy muncher. She bit her dad so hard, he had to go to the hospital and now he’s afraid of blowjobs.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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