daddy milk

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That milk in the fridge that smells like old socks and tobacco juice because your dad is too lazy to get a glass and just shoves his face in the carton like it's a damn fountain.
My dad drank from the milk carton like it was a beer can. It was gross.
I saw my dad licking the carton like it was a plate of spaghetti.
He took a swig and then sneezed into it. That's how we know he's a monster.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The thick, sticky, white goop that comes out of a man's crotch when he's too lazy to do anything but leak.
My uncle's dad milk is like syrup. It's everywhere.
He leaks it on the couch and doesn't even care.
He tried to wipe it off with a napkin and it just made it worse.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The stuff your sugar daddy gives you when he's either giving you cash or giving you the good stuff, depending on how much he wants to spoil you.
My sugar daddy gives me cash or cum. It depends on his mood.
He said, 'I'm giving you money today. Maybe tomorrow it'll be cum.'
He told me, 'I'll give you cash now. But if you're nice, I might give you cum later.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The hot, sticky, manly stuff that gets passed down during some weird ritual where you have to prove you're tough enough to handle it.
He had to drink his dad's semen in front of the whole class. It was a test of manhood.
The initiation was brutal. They made him drink a whole cup of dad milk.
He said it tasted like old coffee and regret.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a cum-loving slob begs for a dose of warm, human cum that comes from their dad because they're desperate for more.
She begged her dad for more cum like it was a daily habit.
He gave her a cup of cum and said, 'Here. That's your daily dose.'
She came running into the kitchen yelling, 'Dad, I need more cum!'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you suck your dad's nipple so hard that it comes out of his body like it's a damn fountain.
She sucked so hard her dad's nipple came out. It was a mess.
He screamed and then started crying. It was heartbreaking.
She did it in front of the whole family. It was a disgrace.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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It's whatever you want it to be. Sometimes it's cum. Sometimes it's money. Sometimes it's just a lie.
He said it was cum, but I think it was just a lie.
She claimed it was money, but I saw her eating it.
He told me it was cum, but it tasted like chicken soup.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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