daddy mclovin

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a man who can’t stop thinking about getting laid and acts like he’s king of the world when he does

He walked into the bar and asked for a drink and a hooker.

He texted me at 3 AM saying he just had sex with three girls and still wants more.

He told his kid he was going to sleep with the teacher and got suspended.

a guy who thinks he’s hot stuff and can’t stop trying to get it on with anyone who will have him

He asked the pizza delivery guy if he wanted to have sex after he dropped off the pizza.

He tried to flirt with the principal during parent-teacher conference.

He said he’d date the janitor if she let him clean her closet.

a man who can’t keep his pants on and acts like he’s the most popular guy in school

He got in trouble for making out with the school nurse in the hallway.

He tried to kiss the librarian during story time.

He told his mom he got a girlfriend and it was just the math teacher.

a guy who thinks he’s the best and can’t stop trying to get laid like it’s a sport

He said he beat the football team in a bet and got to sleep with the captain.

He challenged the gym teacher to a wrestling match for the right to date the cheerleader.

He tried to propose to his mom and got laughed out of the house.

a man who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread and can’t stop trying to get it on with anyone

He asked the teacher if he could have sex during lunch break.

He tried to ask the school counselor for relationship advice and got sent to the principal.

He said he dated the principal’s wife and got kicked out of school.

a guy who can’t stop thinking about getting it on and acts like he’s the most important person in the world

He told the bus driver he was dating his daughter and got kicked off the bus.

He said he had sex with the mayor’s kid and it was just a rumor.

He tried to convince the school nurse he was sick so he could go to the doctor and get laid.