Daddy Mathew

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The dream man who looks like he came out of a porn movie. His hair is black and shiny. His mustache is thick and sexy. His dick is so big it could make a saint blush. We all want to worship him.
Hey Dad, I saw you in the gym. You look like you could lift a mountain and still have time to jerk off.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about fucking you, I’d be rich and you’d be my slave.
You got a six-pack, a mustache, and a dick that could make my grandma scream. What’s next? A magic trick?
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The guy we all want to fuck. He has the body of a god, the face of a prince, and a cock that could take out a whole army. We bow to him like he’s the king of all sex.
Dad, I think I got a boner just thinking about you. You’re like a cocky superhero.
You walk in the room and I forget my own name. What’s your name again? Oh right, it’s Dad.
You got a six-pack, a mustache, and a cock so big it could be a new religion.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The guy who looks like he eats meat for breakfast and still has time to fuck us all. His hair is like a jungle. His mustache is like a war zone. His cock is like a spaceship. We all want to be his slave.
Dad, you look like you could beat up a wrestler and still have time to jack off.
You got a face that could make a saint cry. And that cock? That’s a whole new level of pain.
If I had a mustache like yours, I’d be the most handsome man in the world. And I’d be rich.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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