DADDY MASTER

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A married guy who's got a bunch of kids and a secret gay boyfriend who eats his cock and calls him Daddy and Master. He’s like a king with a side hustle.
My husband’s been cheating on me with his gay boss. He calls him Master and says he’s the best boyfriend ever.
I got kicked out of my house because my dad’s gay boyfriend showed up and called him Daddy.
My uncle’s got a gay boyfriend and he calls him Master. He’s the most embarrassing thing ever.
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The most perfect guy ever. Like, the best version of a guy you’ve ever seen. He’s the guy you dream about and wake up thinking about.
I’ve been dreaming about him since I was 12. He’s perfect.
He’s like the guy from my dreams and my fantasies.
I think about him every time I blink.
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A guy who’s the most popular and everyone loves him. He’s got a huge cock and he’s slept with every hot girl in the school.
He’s slept with my mom and my best friend’s sister. He’s the best.
He’s got a cock so big it could split the earth in half.
He’s the guy every girl wants to date and every guy wants to be.
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A way of making kids behave. You spank them and make them do what you say. Without it, kids are just loud and annoying.
My teacher spanked me and I had to stand in the corner. It was the worst.
My dad spanked me and I got a huge red butt.
If there was no discipline, we’d all be loud and annoying.
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A guy who’s so powerful he can control a room. He’s got a huge cock and everyone is scared of him.
He walked in the room and everyone got quiet. He’s the king of the school.
He’s got a cock so big it could beat up a dragon.
He came into the club and everyone knew who he was.
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Something that’s totally awesome. It’s got everything you need and it’s all working perfectly.
My car is in perfect shape. It’s like a beast.
My phone works perfectly. It’s got everything I need.
My house is totally awesome. It’s got everything.
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The guy who runs the internet. He controls everything and is more spiritual than God. He’s got Harambe, Shrek, and the holy avocado on his side.
He’s like the god of memes and the king of the internet.
He’s more spiritual than my mom’s prayer group.
Harambe, Shrek, and the holy avocado all work for him.
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