daddy mascot

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The old man on the team who still thinks he's the best, but everyone else knows he's just there to keep the team from getting too cocky.
My coach is the daddy mascot. He yells at kids for missing layups. He missed three in a row last game. Still thinks he’s the best.
Dad says he was the daddy mascot in his prime. Now he sits on the bench and grumbles about the new kids.
The daddy mascot is the team’s official grumpy old man. He’s still on the team, but only because he threatened to tell the principal about the pizza incident.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The old guy who used to be cool, but now he just sits on the bench and hopes the kids don’t embarrass him.
The daddy mascot used to be a beast. Now he’s just there to laugh at the new kids’ mistakes and hope they don’t do something worse.
He was the best back in the day. Now he’s just on the team because he’s too stubborn to leave.
He’s the daddy mascot. He used to score 20 every game. Now he’s lucky if he gets a rebound.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The old man who used to be strong but now just sits on the bench and hopes the kids don’t make him look bad.
The daddy mascot used to be a beast. Now he’s just on the team because he’s afraid the new kids will beat him up.
He was once the best. Now he’s just the old guy who sits on the bench and yells at the kids for missing easy shots.
He’s the daddy mascot. He used to be strong. Now he’s just there to make sure the team doesn’t get too cocky.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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