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This guy is like a dad who brings a machete to a pizza party and then starts a fight over who got the last slice of pepperoni.
He swatted my girl and then asked for my number
He ddosed the whole server just to show off
He got passed around like a hot potato at a family reunion
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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He’s the kind of guy who thinks he’s a king, but everyone knows he’s just a guy with a machete and a bad haircut.
He told my girl he was her dad and then challenged me to a duel
He ddosed the school just because he didn’t like the math teacher
He tried to swat my mom and ended up getting swatted back
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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He’s like a toddler with a machete who doesn’t know when to stop fighting.
He swatted my girl and then started crying because he lost his lunch
He ddosed the internet just to prove he was the strongest
He got passed around by every girl until he finally got swatted
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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