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When a dad (yours or someone else's) leaves a comment on Instagram that makes you cringe and wish you had never been born.
'That’s my kid! She’s a star!' (she was wearing a shirt that said 'I smell like a sock.')
'Looks like she’s having fun!' (she was crying and covered in spaghetti.)
'That’s my son!' (he was doing a dance that looked like a seizure.)
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When a dad (yours or someone else's) comments on Instagram like he’s the king of the world, even though he just said something stupid.
'That’s my daughter! She’s the best!' (she was holding a plate of burnt toast.)
'He looks happy!' (he was crying and wearing a helmet.)
'That’s my wife!' (she was dressed like a clown for no reason.)
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When a dad (yours or someone else's) comments on Instagram like he’s never been wrong, even though he’s clearly been wrong for years.
'That’s my kid! She’s perfect!' (she was wearing a shirt that said 'I’m a zombie.')
'He looks like he’s having fun!' (he was screaming and covered in glitter.)
'That’s my wife!' (she was wearing a tutu and a gas mask.)
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When a dad (yours or someone else's) comments on Instagram like he’s the best parent ever, even though he just ruined the family dinner.
'That’s my kid! She’s amazing!' (she was wearing a shirt that said 'I’m a potato.')
'He looks happy!' (he was crying and covered in spaghetti.)
'That’s my wife!' (she was wearing a helmet and a tutu.)
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When a dad (yours or someone else's) comments on Instagram like he’s a rockstar, even though he just said something that makes you want to die.
'That’s my daughter! She’s the best!' (she was wearing a shirt that said 'I’m a raccoon.')
'He looks happy!' (he was screaming and covered in glitter.)
'That’s my wife!' (she was wearing a tutu and a gas mask.)
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When a dad (yours or someone else's) comments on Instagram like he’s a genius, even though he just said something that’s the opposite of genius.
'That’s my kid! She’s perfect!' (she was wearing a shirt that said 'I’m a sock.')
'He looks like he’s having fun!' (he was crying and wearing a helmet.)
'That’s my wife!' (she was dressed like a clown for no reason.)
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