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The stuff that comes out of your cock when you cum. If you still don’t get it, you’re probably a brain-dead moron who thinks cum is just a fancy word for pizza.
Bro, I just ate dad juice for breakfast. I feel like a god.
My dad’s juice is so strong, it smells like a gym sock in the summer.
That kid just spilled dad juice on my mom’s couch. I’m gonna kill him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A slang word for heroin or crack. It’s like the juice of a drug lord’s dreams.
I smoked dad juice and now I think I’m a king.
That crack is so good, it’s like dad juice on a Sunday.
I took a hit of dad juice and now I’m gonna beat up my boss.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The juice that daddy needs to stay cool. It came from a guy named Shayne Topp, who thinks he’s a legend.
Shayne Topp says he needs dad juice every day to stay cool.
My dad drinks dad juice like it’s water.
Dad juice is the reason Shayne Topp still thinks he’s in the 2000s.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The cum of a guy who thinks he’s old, big, and super sexy, but is really just a softie who wants to be called daddy.
That guy is so fake, he’s like a dad juice commercial.
He thinks he’s a dad, but he’s just a guy who wears tight pants.
He’s like a dad juice man who thinks he’s in a movie.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The guy who has everything, money, clothes, women, and a car that screams, ‘I’m the man.’
He’s the guy who walks in and everyone stares.
That dude has more money than my grandma’s cat.
He’s the man, and I’m just the guy who eats dad juice for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A straight guy who gets hit on every day by a gay kid, but still hangs out with him because he’s cool.
He’s the guy who gets hit on every day by a gay kid.
That guy is friends with a gay kid and doesn’t even care.
He’s the straight guy who’s friends with a gay kid, and it’s weird.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A straight guy who’s friends with a gay kid, and they’re so close it’s like they’re brothers, even though the gay kid is annoying as hell.
They’re like brothers, but the gay kid is annoying.
That guy is friends with a gay kid who won’t stop flirts.
They’re so close, but the gay kid is like a pain in the ass.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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