Daddy jokes

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Daddy jokes are the worst kind of dad joke. They’re so bad they make your dad’s face look like it’s been hit by a truck.
Your dad says, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the joke.'
Your dad tells a joke about his job and it takes 10 minutes to finish.
Your dad says, 'I told my wife I was going to the gym. She said, 'You’re not going to the gym, you’re going to the bar.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A daddy joke is a dad joke that got a little too hot. It's like your dad is trying to flirt with your mom in front of you.
Your dad says, 'I told my wife I was going to the gym. She said, 'You’re not going to the gym, you’re going to the bar.'
Your dad tells a joke about how he’s been 'working out' and it's clearly a cover for something else.
Your dad says, 'I told my wife I was going to the gym. She said, 'You’re not going to the gym, you’re going to the bar.' Again.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A sexual dad joke is when your dad makes a joke so bad it feels like he's trying to get a second life.
Your dad says, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the joke. And the joke was about him and his wife.'
Your dad says, 'I told my wife I was going to the gym. She said, 'You’re not going to the gym, you’re going to the bar.' And now he's telling the joke again.
Your dad says, 'I told my wife I was going to the gym. She said, 'You’re not going to the gym, you’re going to the bar.' And now he's telling it to your friends.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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