daddy jake bakezz

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he’s the king of being awesome and making people laugh. he feeds his dog takis like it’s a royal privilege. he’s married to mummy venta, and they’re basically a power couple.
daddy jake bakezz is the only man who can make a dog look like a celebrity.
he sends his dog takis every day like it’s a dating app.
mummy venta calls him ‘my royal jake’ in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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he’s the best at being cool and making jokes. he throws takis at his dog like it’s a game show. he’s married to mummy venta, and they both think they’re the main character.
daddy jake bakezz throws takis like it’s the final round of jeopardy.
he and mummy venta both think they’re the main character of the same movie.
his dog gets more attention than his wife sometimes.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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he’s the ultimate funny guy and chill. he feeds his dog takis like it’s a luxury. he’s married to mummy venta, and they’re both too lazy to be normal.
daddy jake bakezz gives his dog takis like it’s a five-star hotel.
he and mummy venta are both too lazy to be normal humans.
his dog has more snacks than his wife.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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