Daddy is seeing other people

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Daddy is a nickname for someone who smells like old socks and seeing other people means he’s cheating on you with someone who smells like a gym sock in a sock drawer.
Dad, you’re seeing other people again. I know because your sock smells like your gym bag.
Mom said Daddy’s been sneaking out with his gym sock lady.
Dad’s seeing other people. He’s been using my sock as a sock sock.
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Daddy is a man who acts like he’s got a life and seeing other people means he’s lying about being out of the house and actually just got a new sock.
Dad said he was at the store, but I saw his sock in the mall.
Dad’s seeing other people. He’s been wearing the same sock since the 80s.
He said he was with his friend, but his sock said otherwise.
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Daddy is a guy who thinks he’s cool and seeing other people means he’s been talking to someone else’s sock and pretending it’s a real person.
Dad said he met a new friend, but it was just my sock.
Dad’s seeing other people. He’s been texting my sock all day.
Dad’s seeing other people. He told me he met a sock named Karen.
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