daddy ironballs

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The daddy but with balls so hard they could punch through a wall and still say 'hey, wanna grab a beer?'
My dad got called daddy ironballs because he beat up a guy who tried to steal my mom's phone.
At the gym, the guy lifting 500 pounds said he was a daddy ironballs.
My teacher called my dad daddy ironballs because he came to school and gave the principal a wedgie.
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A daddy with balls so tough they could survive a nuclear bomb and still complain about the noise.
My uncle is a daddy ironballs because he once fought a fire truck with his bare hands.
My cousin got called daddy ironballs after he ate a whole pizza and a donut for breakfast.
My neighbor is a daddy ironballs because he once kicked a goat into the lake.
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A daddy with balls so strong they could crush a soda can and still say 'that was easy.'
My dad got called daddy ironballs because he punched a hole in the wall and still had time to make breakfast.
The guy who broke my phone got called daddy ironballs by my mom.
My brother is a daddy ironballs because he once fought a robot in a parking lot.
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