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A hot daddy is like a fire truck that crashes into a candy store and starts a party in your pants.
My teacher is a hot daddy, and I’m not even mad about it.
That guy at the gym is a hot daddy, and I want to fight him.
My uncle is a hot daddy, and he eats pizza like it’s his job.
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When someone throws hot sauce on a dildo, sticks it up their butt, and then licks it like it’s the last piece of cake.
I saw my cousin do that and it was glorious.
My mom said she was a hot daddy once, and I believe her.
My neighbor does that every Friday and it’s like a holiday.
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Trin is a hot daddy who thinks he’s the main character in a superhero movie.
Trin walked into the room like he owned it.
Trin said he’s a hot daddy and I believed him.
Trin fights people just for fun, and I don’t get it.
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Nails that are long, pointy, and black like a crow’s soul, and they’re on hot people who think they’re cool.
My sister has nails like that and she’s a total vibe.
That girl at the bar has nails like that and I want to kiss her.
My mom got her nails done and now she’s a hot daddy.
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A Jamaican way of ending your sentence like you just finished a whole meal and you’re full.
That pizza was good, I’m full.
I just ate a whole cake, I’m full.
I just yelled at my brother, I’m full.
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When you think your sugar daddy is hot, your own dad is hot, or your friend’s dad is hot, and you get confused.
I thought my dad was hot, but then my friend’s dad showed up.
My sugar daddy is hot, but my dad is hotter.
My friend’s dad is hot, and now I’m questioning my life.
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A super hot Tim Tok superstar who loves Roblox and thinks hay is the best word ever.
Tim Tok is hot and he plays Roblox all day.
Tim Tok says hay like it’s a religion.
Tim Tok is the best hot daddy and I’m not even mad.
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