daddy holland

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a fat old man who smells like old socks and promises money if you let him touch your face. he has a garden full of students who can't say no.

my professor is dad holland in disguise

i would do anything for a 500 dollar gift card

he smells like my grandma's basement

a rich old man who thinks he's a rockstar. he uses his garden to trap students and promises money if you kiss his ugly face.

he asked me to kiss his face for 200 bucks

i almost joined his garden club

he thinks he's a rockstar

a smelly old man who takes your money and gives you nothing. he has a garden where students go to die.

i paid 100 bucks and got nothing

he smells like a dead fish

his garden is a trap for poor students