daddy g

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a man so hot he could melt your face off with one look and his cock is so big it could beat up a rhino
Bro I saw Daddy G at the gym and my face turned red from blushing
My cousin’s mom tried to flirt with Daddy G and he just winked and walked away
I asked Daddy G for a selfie and he said I had to earn it
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if you call someone ‘Daddy G’ in your private story, you’re either nuts or you’ve seen his cock and his crazy ass life
My friend’s story said ‘Daddy G’ and I know he’s got a cock like a monster
My cousin told me about Daddy G and now I can’t stop laughing
I read Daddy G’s story and now I know why he’s called that
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a tall man with a neck like a tree and a face that could scare a goat
At the zoo, I saw a giraffe and thought ‘that’s just a big Daddy G’
My teacher said I was acting like a giraffe and I knew he meant Daddy G
I asked my brother why he was walking like a giraffe and he said ‘I’m being Daddy G’
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a kid who’s got the body of a beast, the voice of a rapper, and the life of a king
My little bro is like Daddy G, can run faster than a cheetah
I heard Daddy G rapping and I wanted to cry from how good he was
Daddy G is the best at everything and I hate him for it
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the oldest, most pimp-ass grandpa in the whole world
My grandpa is like Daddy G, got more style than a superhero
I saw Daddy G at the mall and he was smoother than a snail
My uncle said Daddy G is the king of pimp grandpas
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the name people give to a disease that turns your pee into lava and your life into a nightmare
My brother got gonorrhea and now he’s called Daddy G
I heard the name ‘Daddy G’ and I knew it was a disease
My friend’s girlfriend got ‘Daddy G’ and now she can’t walk
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the main man who gets kids into schools like they’re going to a party
Daddy G is the reason I got into my dream school
My friend’s dad is like Daddy G, gets everyone into the best schools
Daddy G is the king of getting people into schools
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