daddy football

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What my fake girlfriend yells at me while she's screwing me and playing footsie with your brother, and her foot ends up in your pants while she's sipping on that gross half tea half beer sludge.

'DADDY FOOTBALL!' she screams as she kicks my brother's ass and my pants are soaked.

'DADDY FOOTBALL! I'm not done with you yet!' she yells as she swigs that stupid drink.

'DADDY FOOTBALL, I'm gonna be your wife and your brother's ex!' she says as she kicks both of our asses.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When the coach's brat takes the whole game even if they're a disaster and won't let anyone else play even if they're way better and deserve it.

'I'm the best! I'm the coach's kid!' he yells as he fumbles the ball again.

'No way, I'm playing!' he says as he kicks the other kid out of the game.

'You're not even good!' the other kid yells, but the coach's kid won't let him play.

by Slangipedia 5d ago