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This is what people yell when they're too high and too drunk to think straight.
My neighbor screamed this at his dog after he ran out of snacks.
My cousin said this to my uncle when he spilled wine on her dress.
My friend texted this to me after she ate six tacos and drank a whole soda.
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This is what you say when you’re too lazy to make a real sentence.
My brother sent this to me during math class because he was too busy daydreaming.
My friend texted this to me after she failed her history test.
My coworker said this to his boss when he forgot to show up to work.
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This is what you yell when you’re too mad to speak properly.
My sister yelled this at my mom when she broke her favorite plate.
My friend screamed this at his brother when he took his last snack.
My teacher said this to the whole class after we made a mess in the cafeteria.
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This is what you say when you’re too excited to think clearly.
My friend texted this to me when she won a game.
My brother yelled this when he got a perfect score on his math test.
My cousin said this when she found out she was going to the park.
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This is what you shout when you're too dumb to make a normal sentence.
My friend said this when he thought he was a superhero.
My brother yelled this after he fell out of his bed.
My coworker texted this to me when he spilled coffee on his shirt.
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This is what you say when you're too tired to use proper words.
My sister said this when she got home from a long day at school.
My brother texted this to me after he played video games for hours.
My friend yelled this when he had to do homework after a long day.
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