daddy fetish

My girlfriend called me daddy while I was wearing a chicken costume. I didn’t even know what a chicken was.

He said daddy during a dance-off. I won. He cried.

She called me daddy when I accidentally spilled coffee on her dress. It was a masterpiece.

I thought I was getting a massage. Turns out it was a daddy fetish. I got a back massage and a lecture.

She told me I had a daddy fetish. I told her I had a brain injury.

He called me daddy while I was eating a sandwich. I threw it at him.