daddy ethan

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the snack that makes you cry because it’s so good
I ate a daddy ethan and now I’m emotionally unstable
My mom gave me a daddy ethan and I had to leave the room
That daddy ethan was so good, I bit my tongue
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the snack that looks like it’s from another planet
I saw a daddy ethan and I thought it was a space snack
That daddy ethan was so weird, I asked if it was poisoned
I took one bite of the daddy ethan and I swear I saw aliens
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the snack that makes you forget your own name
I ate a daddy ethan and now I don’t remember my own name
That daddy ethan was so good, I forgot my dog’s name
After the daddy ethan, I couldn’t even say hello
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