Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the guys who think they're cool but just end up being the punchline of every joke

Daddy edit? More like dummy edit. I’m still laughing.

You call that an edit? I could’ve done it in my sleep.

Daddy edit? Please. I’ve seen worse on a bad day.

2

the kind of people who think they’re the main character but aren’t even in the scene

Daddy edit? I’m the main character. You’re just the background noise.

You think you’re the hero? I’m the one who saved the plot.

Daddy edit? I had to rewrite your whole life just to make sense of it.

3

the guys who try too hard to be cool and end up being the reason no one likes them

Daddy edit? Cool? I’m the reason you’re not cool.

You try too hard. That’s why you’re the punchline.

Daddy edit? I’m the reason the joke’s on you.

4

the people who think they’re the best but end up being the worst

Daddy edit? I’m the best. You’re just the worst.

You think you’re the best? I’ve seen better in a dumpster.

Daddy edit? You’re the worst. I’m the best.

5

the guys who say they’re cool but no one actually believes them

Daddy edit? Cool? I don’t believe you.

You say you’re cool, but I’ve seen better.

Daddy edit? I’m the one who’s actually cool.

6

the people who think they’re the main event but are just the side dish

Daddy edit? I’m the main event. You’re just the side dish.

You think you’re the main event? I’m the star.

Daddy edit? I’m the main event. You’re the trash.