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the man. he drops dead in the middle of the day, then comes back with purple hair and a face like a roasted squirrel. we all fall to our knees and beg for mercy. the cool kids pass out from excitement. the newbies just whisper 'wow' and keep eating their lunch.
Dad just turned into a purple monster. I’m gonna need a bigger lunch.
My teacher looked like a cooked raccoon. I cried.
The new kid said 'wow' and kept eating. I don’t know what that means.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the man. he farts out purple feathers and screams like a banshee. we all shut up and listen. the real eagles get dizzy from the smell. the freshmen just stare and wonder why they signed up.
Dad farts feathers and yells. I got dizzy and asked for a snack.
The real eagles got dizzy from the smell. I just got a snack.
The freshmen just stared. I ate my snack and laughed.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the man. he explodes in a shower of purple feathers and smells like burnt toast. we all bow down and pray he doesn’t do it again. the cool kids pass out. the newbies just stare and whisper 'that’s the man.'
Dad exploded into purple feathers. I prayed he wouldn’t do it again.
The cool kids passed out like they were hit by a truck.
The newbies whispered 'that’s the man' and kept eating.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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