daddy dye

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Daddy Dye is a smelly old man who thinks he's cool and always tries to scare his daughter when she's tired and cranky.
He walked in my room while I was taking a nap and yelled, 'BOO!' like a 5-year-old.
He sneaked up on me in the kitchen and spilled my juice all over my shirt.
He tried to scare me while I was eating cereal and I threw it at him.
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Daddy Dye is a stinky man who thinks he's the king of the world and loves to mess with his daughter when she's sleepy and annoyed.
He came into my room while I was sleeping and said, 'I’m here to steal your dreams!'
He tried to scare me by turning off the lights and I screamed and fell off my bed.
He walked in while I was eating and I dropped my sandwich on the floor.
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Daddy Dye is a smelly, old man who thinks he’s still a kid and can’t stop trying to scare his daughter when she’s tired and wants to be left alone.
He popped out from behind the couch and scared me while I was watching TV.
He came into my room and said, 'I’m here to steal your sleep!' and I told him to go away.
He walked into my room while I was eating and I threw my cereal at him.
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