Daddy Dumptruck

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A guy whose butt is so big it could park a dump truck. His coworkers don't care if he's in a meeting or on a date. They still yell 'Daddy Dumptruck' like it's the most important thing in life.
'Daddy Dumptruck!' my boss screamed as I walked in with coffee. I didn't even flinch.
My date said 'I love you' and then yelled 'Daddy Dumptruck!' in the middle of dinner. I left.
At the gym, the guy next to me said 'Daddy Dumptruck!' as I sat down. I stared him down.
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A man with butt cheeks so huge they could lift weights. He’s been lifting so long his legs look like they’ve been through war. You don’t just know him. You know his whole family.
My cousin called him 'Daddy Dumptruck' in front of his mom. She didn't say anything. She just smiled.
I saw him at the store. The clerk said 'Daddy Dumptruck!' and he just nodded.
He walked into my class and my teacher said 'Daddy Dumptruck!' and I knew I was doomed.
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