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A guy whose butt is so big it could park a dump truck. His coworkers don't care if he's in a meeting or on a date. They still yell 'Daddy Dumptruck' like it's the most important thing in life.
'Daddy Dumptruck!' my boss screamed as I walked in with coffee. I didn't even flinch.
My date said 'I love you' and then yelled 'Daddy Dumptruck!' in the middle of dinner. I left.
At the gym, the guy next to me said 'Daddy Dumptruck!' as I sat down. I stared him down.