Daddy Dumbass

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A clueless old man who started a whole mess of crap and got everything wrong, but people still bow down to him like he’s a god.

My math teacher calls Pythagoras a Daddy Dumbass because he didn’t know about zero.

I told my dad he’s a Daddy Dumbass for believing the Earth is flat.

My history teacher called Julius Caesar a Daddy Dumbass for being too dramatic about getting stabbed.

A guy who thinks he’s super smart, but he’s just wrong, and everyone still respects him because he’s old.

My science teacher says Einstein was a Daddy Dumbass for not knowing about quantum physics.

My uncle called my grandpa a Daddy Dumbass for thinking the moon was made of cheese.

My teacher called the guy who invented the wheel a Daddy Dumbass for not knowing about tires.

A dumb old man who started a whole bunch of nonsense and was wrong, but people still think he’s a genius.

My history class called Napoleon a Daddy Dumbass for losing the Battle of Waterloo.

My dad called my teacher a Daddy Dumbass for not knowing about TikTok.

My math teacher called Euclid a Daddy Dumbass for not knowing about algebra.