daddy drea

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A man who cries like a baby because he can’t get out of the pool
Why is there a grown man sobbing in the pool? I think he’s a daddy drea.
He’s been in the water for two hours and still can’t stop whining.
He tried to walk out of the pool and fell in again. Classic daddy drea.
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A guy who thinks the water is a prison and he’s the only one stuck in it
He’s screaming at the water like it owes him money.
He’s been swimming laps for 30 minutes just to get out of the water.
He told his friend he’d rather be in jail than the pool.
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A man who can’t handle the fact that he’s in the water and can’t get out
He’s been yelling at the lifeguard for 10 minutes about getting out of the pool.
He’s been in the water so long he forgot how to walk.
He’s trying to swim out of the pool like it’s a spaceship.
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