daddy dinger

Current Trending
#smug old man#porsche obsession#cargo pants

5 views · Added 16d ago · 3 definitions

1
When a dude turns from a regular guy to a smug old man by dating a girl way younger than him. After that, he only wears ugly pants, Hawaiian shirts, and buys a cheap Porsche with all his cash.
My dad became a daddy dinger after he married my 15-year-old cousin. Now he wears cargo pants everywhere.
He went from a cool guy to a smug old man in one day. Blame the Porsche.
He's not a man anymore. He's a daddy dinger.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
2
The guy who gets high, lays with whores, and hits dingers whenever he feels like it. No effort. Just vibes and cum.
He’s the kind of guy who smokes weed and lays with bitches like it’s his job.
He hits dingers whenever he feels like it. No questions asked.
He doesn’t work. He just gets high and lays with whores.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
3
A hot guy who can hit home runs on the field and in the bedroom. He’s a beast in both places.
He’s got a six-pack and a bat. He hits home runs everywhere.
He’s not just hot. He’s a beast in the bedroom and on the field.
He’s the kind of guy who makes you wish you were his teammate and his lover.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
xs