Daddy Dildo

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This is a man who has more dildos than a whore has boyfriends. He’s so full of plastic junk, he probably dreams in silicone.

My dad is a daddy dildo. He has 23 dildos in his closet. And one of them is a chicken.

I asked my boyfriend if he was a daddy dildo. He said, 'I have 12 dildos. You're lucky I only used 3 last night.'

My neighbor is a daddy dildo. He brought 5 dildos to my house for my birthday. I didn’t even know what a dildo was.

This is a giant fake cock that women use to get off. It looks like their hot guy or their favorite porn star. Sometimes it’s even bigger.

My girlfriend uses a daddy dildo. It’s shaped like her ex. And it’s twice as big.

I saw my mom with a daddy dildo. It looked like Brad Pitt. She screamed, 'I’m getting off, you f***ing pig!'

My sister’s new daddy dildo is so big, it looks like the guy from her favorite movie. And it fits like a glove.