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the reason your mom's still alive and your dad's still married to her
"Dad, why did you let Dewine vote on that bill?" "Son, I didn't. I let him live."
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the guy who turned Ohio into a middle finger to the rest of the country
"Dewine's like the class clown who never stops messing with the teacher."
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the guy who gave Ohio a headache and a bad haircut
"Dewine’s the reason I still have a childhood."
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the only reason your state doesn't have a better reputation
"Dewine’s the reason I still live in Ohio."
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the guy who turned politics into a game of chicken with your patience
"Dewine’s like the kid who never lets you leave the car."
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the guy who made Ohio’s problems sound like a family feud
"Dewine’s like the uncle who always starts the fight at Thanksgiving."