Daddy Derek

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The king of all dereks, the man who probably ate the whole class for breakfast and still had energy to flex.
Derek is the reason I failed math and my self-esteem.
Derek is like the dad of dereks, but with more swagger and less homework.
I swear Derek could bench press my entire family and still have time to text me.
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The holy man who made the best movie ever, and also gave Cool Cat a dad who doesn't hate life.
Derek is the reason Cool Cat isn't crying in a corner right now.
Derek is like the god of movies and also the dad of the best cat ever.
Derek copied strike I Hate Everything and still had time to make a movie.
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