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A bearded middle-eastern guy who wears so much denim he looks like he was born in a jeans factory and then got cursed by a tailor. He’s the human version of a denim sandwich.
'Dude, that guy looks like he’s wearing a whole outfit made of blue cheese.'
'He’s the only person I’ve ever seen who could pull off a denim shirt, pants, and socks without looking like a lost sock.'
'He walks in and the whole room goes silent. It’s like denim just shut everyone up.'