daddy delva

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Daddy Delva is the most smexy man on the planet. He’s so saucy he could make a nun pass out.

I saw Daddy Delva walking by and my heart stopped. Literally. I had to sit down.

He walked in and the whole room went silent. Then they all screamed.

I told my mom I was going to marry Daddy Delva. She said I was crazy. I said she was right.

Daddy Delva is the king of cool. He’s got more charm than a whole bag of donuts.

He winked at me and I got a brain fart. I forgot how to breathe.

My friend asked me why I was blushing. I said, 'Daddy Delva just looked at me.'

He came in and I forgot my own name. I had to ask my dog.

Daddy Delva is the most attractive man alive. He’s got the looks of a movie star and the attitude of a prison riot.

He walked by and I started drooling. My friend laughed at me. I told her to shut up or I’d drool on her.

He smiled and I got a heart attack. I’m fine now. Mostly.

I told my teacher I was going to be a heart surgeon. She said, 'Why?' I said, 'So I can operate on people who see Daddy Delva.'