daddy dearest

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Daddy dearest is a smelly old man who only cares about himself and throws his kid out of the house when they ask for a snack.

"Dad, can I have a bagel?" "NO. I’M THE DADDY DEAREST. I’M HUNGRY."

My dad called me daddy dearest after he ate my lunch and then cried.

He’s daddy dearest. He left me on the couch with a broken leg and a $5 gift card.

Daddy dearest is like the worst dad. He doesn't love you. He just wants your allowance money and your snacks.

My dad said, "I’m the daddy dearest. You’re just my snack machine."

He called me daddy dearest after I gave him my last bag of chips.

Dad: "You’re not my kid. You’re my snack."

Daddy dearest is the dad who makes you feel like you’re stuck in a video game with no save point.

He said, "You’re stuck in my game, kid. No save. No mercy."

Dad: "I’m the daddy dearest. You’re just a character in my game."

He called me daddy dearest after I lost my level and my snack.