daddy deanis

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Daddy Deanis is the kind of dad who thinks Weiner and lollipops are the only things worth living for. They’re a mess, but you love them anyway.

I asked for pizza. Daddy Deanis said, 'No. Lollipops or die.'

He drove to the store at 2 a. m. just for a Weiner.

He tried to buy a lollipop with a credit card. It didn’t work.

Daddy Deanis is a dad who would let you eat lollipops for breakfast if you asked nicely. But they also swear a lot.

'Why did you eat my Weiner?' 'It was hungry.'

He cussed at the lollipop machine. It didn’t help.

He tried to make lollipops into a business. It failed.

Daddy Deanis is like a dad who thinks Weiner and lollipops are life. They don’t care if you’re covered in candy.

He let me eat lollipops in the bathtub. I got a warning.

He ate a Weiner at the grocery store. People looked at him.

He tried to wear a lollipop as a hat. It fell off.