daddy damon

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you yell 'daddy damon' like a crazy person while he’s pounding you so hard you think you're gonna die, and you don’t care because it feels amazing.

'DADDY DAMON I'M GONNA DIE!' I screamed as he was basically face-planting me into the mattress.

I was too busy screaming 'DADDY DAMON' to notice my neighbor heard me.

I yelled 'DADDY DAMON' so loud my dog came running in.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

he’s got a meaty sausage for a penis, he’s the guy you’d die for, and if you mess with him, he’ll beat you in CODM so bad you’ll cry, but he’s still the best dad you ever had.

He’s got a sausage for a penis and he beats me in CODM like I’m a rookie.

I tried to mess with him, now I get beaten in CODM every single day.

He’s got a sausage for a penis and he’s the best dad I ever had.

by Slangipedia 5d ago