Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It's just a fancy word for jizz. Nothing fancy about it. Just a load of goo.

My uncle called it daddy cream and I had to laugh because it was so gross.

She said it was daddy cream and I knew she was lying.

My teacher said it was daddy cream and I knew he was trying to be cool.

2

It means you're sucking my cock. That’s what it means. No ifs ands or buts.

My mom said I had to do it because it was daddy cream.

He said I had to do it because I was lazy.

I had to do it because I wanted ice cream.

3

A man who buys you ice cream and doesn’t care if you’re fat. He likes you because you’re fat. He’s nice and a little bit of a pervert.

He buys me ice cream every day and calls me his fat little angel.

He said I was his favorite because I was fat.

He buys me ice cream even when I’m eating it in front of him.

4

A daddy who gives you the best cream. The good stuff. Not the watery kind.

He gave me the best cream and I knew he loved me.

He gave me the good stuff and I was happy.

He gave me the best cream and I knew he was my daddy.

5

When you get the whipped cream bottle and your dad used all of it. You’re left with nothing.

I got the whipped cream bottle and he had used it all.

He used all the cream and I was mad.

I got the bottle and he had used all of it.