Daddy Cow Kink

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People who suck a cow's cock for fun. They’re called the Mooers and there are more than 1,000 of them. They’re all sinning hard.

I blow job cows for lunch. It’s a lifestyle.

My dad’s a Mooer. He’s been doing it since he was 12.

I asked my cow for a date. He said, 'I’m in.'

Cows are the main dish for these people. They're called the Mooers and they’re all out of their minds.

I once saw a guy blow job a cow in a field. It was wild.

My sister’s a Mooer. She says cows are the best.

I told my cow I loved him. He blew me.

These people are obsessed with cows. They’re called the Mooers and they’re all f***ed up.

My job is to blow job cows. It’s the best job ever.

I got fired for blow job-ing a cow during lunch.

I asked my cow to marry me. He said, 'Yes, but I want a blow job first.'

They’re the ones who get a hard-on for cows. They’re called the Mooers and there are way more than 1,000 of them.

I get a hard-on just looking at cows. It’s weird.

I once blow job-ed a cow in front of my boss. He didn’t like it.

My cow’s my main man. We blow job each other every day.

They like to blow job cows. They’re called the Mooers and they’re all dirty.

I blow job cows for fun. It’s my hobby.

My neighbor’s a Mooer. He’s been doing it for 20 years.

I told my cow I was his number one fan. He blew me.

These people are f***ed in the head. They’re called the Mooers and they’re all over the place.

I’m f***ed in the head. I blow job cows for a living.

My dog’s a Mooer. He’s been blow job-ing cows for years.

I asked my cow for a blow job. He said, 'You’re my favorite.'