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When you're so low you think your life is a dumpster fire and your brain is a broken toaster.

Man, my job is like a broken toaster and my brain is on fire.

My life is a dumpster fire and my brain is a broken toaster.

I woke up and my life was a dumpster fire and my brain was a broken toaster.

When you're so bad at life it feels like you're failing a test you didn't even sign up for.

This week was like failing a test I didn’t even sign up for.

My life is like a test I didn’t sign up for and I failed it hard.

I’m failing a test I didn’t sign up for and I don’t even know what the question was.

When you're so lost in life it's like you're driving in a blender and no one told you.

I'm driving in a blender and no one told me.

Life is a blender and I'm in it and I didn't even know.

I feel like I'm in a blender and someone just dropped a brick in there.

When your life is so bad it’s like your brain is screaming and your soul is taking notes.

My brain is screaming and my soul is taking notes.

Life is so bad my brain is screaming and my soul is crying.

I'm screaming in my brain and my soul is taking notes on how bad it is.

When your life is so bad it's like you're eating a sandwich made of regret and your brain is the person who made it.

I'm eating a sandwich made of regret and my brain is the one who made it.

My life is a sandwich of regret and my brain is the chef.

This sandwich is regret and my brain is the chef and it's the worst.