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the worst kind of dad who can’t even be cool
My dad tried to be a gamer but just yelled at me for losing
He called me a ‘chump’ when I beat him at Mario Kart
He tried to say ‘dab’ but just made a mess on his shirt
Daddy Cluckers
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a dad who thinks he’s a legend but is just a loser
He claimed he beat Sonic but I know he just pressed the button fast
He said he was a ‘legend’ in the 80s but I think he was just high
He tried to do a ‘dab’ but just tripped over the couch
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a dad who thinks he’s a king but is just a sad man
He wears a crown every day and calls me ‘subject’
He tried to rule my bedroom but I just moved his stuff
He tried to be a ‘dab king’ but just fell on the floor
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a dad who can’t even be a dad right
He tried to be a ‘dab’ but just made a mess
He told me I was a ‘chump’ because I beat him at Tetris
He tried to be cool but just yelled at me for playing too loud
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a dad who thinks he’s a hero but is just a loser
He said he saved the world but I think he just fell asleep
He called me a ‘chump’ for beating him at Mario Kart
He tried to be a ‘dab hero’ but just tripped over his own feet
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a dad who’s too old to be cool and just makes a mess
He tried to do a ‘dab’ but just spilled his coffee
He tried to be a ‘legend’ but just fell asleep
He called me a ‘chump’ for beating him at Pac-Man