daddy clown

My teacher's face is a meme. He thinks he's the dad from the circus.

He did a magic trick with a rubber chicken and called it 'the art of confusion.'

He tried to talk to me during lunch and I pretended I was eating a sandwich made of shame.

He came to my birthday party and tried to juggle cupcakes. It was a disaster.

He wears a wig so bad it looks like it's trying to escape.

He tried to sing and it sounded like a dying cat was screaming.

He told a joke about rubber chickens and everyone laughed because they were too scared to not laugh.

He told a joke that lasted ten minutes and no one knew why.

He tried to do stand-up and it was like watching a dog try to ride a skateboard.