Daddy Clouds

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The ultimate god of all things. Like the god of the sky but way more powerful and also the god of your mom’s ex.

Daddy Clouds is the reason I passed math. Also the reason my dad got kicked out of the church.

I asked my teacher if Daddy Clouds was real. She said yes, and now I’m in trouble.

My cousin says Daddy Clouds is why his dog eats his homework.

A huge monkey with a face like a donut and a belly like a pizza. He roams the jungle looking for cock and doesn’t care if it’s yours.

I saw Daddy Clouds in the park. He was eating a donut and throwing bananas at kids.

My brother said Daddy Clouds came to his house and asked for a sandwich. And a beer.

Daddy Clouds is why my pet parrot cusses at me every morning.