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Daddy Clay is the guy who spoon-feeds his homies through the night like they’re babies and he’s got a spoon made of hate.

My man just spooned me so hard, I woke up with a sore back and a smile.

Daddy Clay spooned me through the whole night and I still didn’t get any sleep.

He spooned me so much, I think he’s trying to eat me.

Daddy Clay is the man who spoon-fries his homies at night with his hot body and his hot temper.

He spoon-fried me last night and I woke up with a stomach ache and a hard-on.

Daddy Clay spoon-fries me every night like I’m his breakfast.

I got spoon-fried so hard, I think my skin is now crispy.

Daddy Clay is the guy who spoon-laughs at his homies through the night while they’re trying to sleep.

He spoon-laughed at me the whole night and I had to punch him to shut him up.

Daddy Clay spoon-laughed me to sleep and now I dream about him laughing.

I was trying to sleep and he kept spoon-laughing me like I was his punchline.