Daddy Clapped

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When a guy sneaks up and slaps your balls so hard it feels like your dad just got clapped by a brick. Usually done by straight guys to show off. Kids love it for bullying.
My buddy clapped me so hard I peed my pants.
He clapped my dad and the whole neighborhood heard it.
I clapped my homie’s dad and now he’s my enemy.
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A pimp who’s got the clap, which is the worst infection ever. He’s got crabs and his balls are on fire.
That pimp clapped so bad his pants fell off.
He clapped in the club and the whole bar got it.
He’s got the clap and he’s still trying to get a date.
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A person who looks like they got hit by a truck, or got clapped so hard their face is a mess.
He clapped so hard his face looked like a pancake.
My cousin clapped and now he looks like a raccoon.
She clapped and her face was like a melted crayon.
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When something is done to death. Like cooked so much it’s just ash.
That pizza was clapped so bad it was just smoke.
My mom clapped my dad and now he’s just a shadow.
The chicken was clapped so hard it turned into a ghost.
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