daddy chill

Daddy, your face is red and you’re yelling at the TV again. Chill.

Daddy, you’re screaming at the pizza delivery guy. Just take a breath.

Daddy, you’re arguing with the vacuum cleaner. That’s not normal.

Daddy, your nuts are screaming louder than you are.

Daddy, your voice is so loud it’s making the dog cry.

Daddy, you’re yelling so hard your hair is standing up.

Why are you looking up daddy chill like it’s a secret code?

You’re searching for daddy chill like it’s a treasure map.

You’re looking up daddy chill in the middle of the night. What’s wrong with you?

Daddy, you’re a hot mess and I’m telling you to chill.

You’re being a hot mess and I’m telling you to chill.

You’re making a mess and I’m telling you to chill.

Daddy, you’re a lunatic and you won’t stop being one.

Daddy, you’re acting like the world is ending.

Daddy, you’re yelling at the clouds again.

Daddy, you’re giving me a full body workout and I’m begging you to stop.

You’re working me out like I’m in the gym.

Daddy, you’re giving me a full body workout and I’m bleeding.

What the hell is that? I think I just heard something weird.

What the hell is that? You’re talking nonsense again.

What the hell is that? I’m confused and I don’t like it.