Daddy Catholic

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A man who thinks he invented the Holy Spirit and still shows up to mass like it's a networking event.

"I said grace before I ate my donut. That counts.", @DadInDenim

"He tried to bless my PS5. I said no. He said it was a sin.", @KidsOfDad

"He called the priest a 'fella' and left a tip.", @DadInDenim

A guy who wears a suit to church but still eats the holy wafer like it's a crumb from the floor.

"I took communion and then checked my phone. The priest looked sad.", @DadInDenim

"He tried to pray but got distracted by the pizza in the back.", @KidsOfDad

"He said the sign of peace and then asked for a second soda.", @DadInDenim

A man who thinks confession is just a fancy way of saying 'I'm sorry I didn't pay the bills.'

"I confessed to the priest and he asked if I wanted to go to purgatory.", @KidsOfDad

"He said he was sorry for being late. The priest said that's a mortal sin.", @DadInDenim

"He confessed to stealing from the collection plate. The priest said 'I believe you.'", @DadInDenim