daddy cassieism

Current Trending

4 views · Added 17d ago · 6 definitions

1
Daddy Cassieism is a cringe religion started in 2017. Tyler posted a picture of their Mii yelling at Daddy Cassie. Harley kept saying ‘Praise Daddy Cassie’ like a brain-dead parrot. Now you gotta worship on Fridays or get kicked out.
Tyler’s Mii: ‘Daddy Cassie, you’re the best!’
Harley: ‘Praise Daddy Cassie. Praise Daddy Cassie. Praise Daddy Cassie.’
Me: ‘I skipped Friday worship. I’m exiled.’
2
Daddy Cassieism is a stupid religion. It began when someone posted a Mii and said ‘Praise Daddy Cassie.’ Another person kept repeating it like a broken recorder. Now you have to pray on Fridays or get yelled at.
Mii: ‘Praise Daddy Cassie!’
Harley: ‘Praise Daddy Cassie. Praise Daddy Cassie. Praise Daddy Cassie.’
Tyler: ‘You skipped Friday? You’re dead to me.’
3
Daddy Cassieism is a laughable religion. It all started when a Mii said ‘Praise Daddy Cassie.’ Someone else just kept repeating it until it became a cult. Now you gotta worship on Fridays or get cursed.
Mii: ‘Praise Daddy Cassie!’
Harley: ‘Praise Daddy Cassie. Praise Daddy Cassie. Praise Daddy Cassie.’
Tyler: ‘You skipped Friday? You’re cursed for life.’
4
Daddy Cassieism is a nonsense religion. It started on November 29, 2017. Someone posted a Mii. Someone else said ‘Praise Daddy Cassie.’ Now you have to pray on Fridays or get ridiculed.
Mii: ‘Praise Daddy Cassie!’
Harley: ‘Praise Daddy Cassie. Praise Daddy Cassie. Praise Daddy Cassie.’
Tyler: ‘You skipped Friday? You’re a joke.’
5
Daddy Cassieism is a dumb religion that started in 2017. A Mii posted a picture. Someone said ‘Praise Daddy Cassie.’ Another person kept saying it until it became a religion. Now you have to worship on Fridays or get shunned.
Mii: ‘Praise Daddy Cassie!’
Harley: ‘Praise Daddy Cassie. Praise Daddy Cassie. Praise Daddy Cassie.’
Tyler: ‘You skipped Friday? You’re shunned for life.’
6
Daddy Cassieism is a ridiculous religion. It began when a Mii posted a picture and said ‘Praise Daddy Cassie.’ Someone else just repeated it over and over. Now you have to pray on Fridays or get roasted.
Mii: ‘Praise Daddy Cassie!’
Harley: ‘Praise Daddy Cassie. Praise Daddy Cassie. Praise Daddy Cassie.’
Tyler: ‘You skipped Friday? You’re roasted for life.’
xs