Daddy Carson

Sam: "Hey Daddy Carson, wanna play video games?" Carson: "No, I'm busy being awesome."

Sam texts: "Daddy Carson, bring me pizza or I'll fail your class."

Sam yells in the hallway: "Daddy Carson, I'm gonna beat you up!"

Carson: "Why do you keep calling me Daddy Carson?" Sam: "Because you're a baby."

Sam whispers: "Daddy Carson is the weakest link."

Sam draws a picture of Carson with a baby bottle and writes "Daddy Carson" on it.

Sam: "Daddy Carson, you're the worst." Carson: "You're just jealous."

At lunch: Sam shouts, "Daddy Carson can't even tie his shoes!" Carson facepalms.

Sam makes a meme of Carson with the caption: "Daddy Carson is here to ruin your day."