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My dad said it was a bedtime story. I know what that means. I got a bruise and a hard-on.

She said it was a bedtime story. I fell asleep and woke up with a broken nose.

I asked for a bedtime story. He gave me a Russian Candycane and called it a gift.

My dad threw me a birthday party. I got a Russian Candycane and a cake. The cake was fake.

She said it was my birthday. I got a Russian Candycane and cried.

He said it was a surprise. It wasn’t. It was a Russian Candycane and my face was sore.

He said it was a game. I lost and got a Russian Candycane.

We played a game. I didn’t win. I got a Russian Candycane.

She called it a game. It wasn’t. It was a Russian Candycane and a broken rib.